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ok here's how it works

contestants are selected based on specific criteria:

-contestant is a normie (middle class plus, overton window liberal, not particularly internet or media poisoned, unaware of 90% of news and world events)

-contestant is generally content with life

-crucially, contestant does not have any awareness of the show. the show does not work if they know about the show

ok so we have our contestants. now lets get our audience. yes, this is an audience participation show

audience members are selected based on specific criteria:

-politically aware lefty of any variety with a bare minimum being disgruntled former bernie stan radicalizing left (eurgh ick)

-has firsthand experience of living in capitalist neoliberal dystopia (personal, professional, academic, or otherwise) and has prepared a short monologue evoking said experience. examples: personal stories of bad experiences, professional accounts of events recorded, academic analysis of negative outcomes, etc.

ok ok lets get everybody in the studio

'we live in hell!' is a bob barker high energy crowdwork style game show. the name of the show is not spoken aloud during the recording. it is explained to viewers at home that this game show ends when one of the contestants says A Specific Phrase. they are given no clues as to what the phrase might be. the phrase is (as you might have guessed) the name of the game show, 'we live in hell'

the audience is arrayed in front of the contestants. wacky wardrobe is the aesthetic. each audience member is dressed in a personalized, zany knockoff of their job/profession/lifestyle. contestants, who have been kept in the dark about the whole deal, take turns picking an audience member to come up to the podium to share their story. after the audience member is done, the contestants get a chance to try and guess the phrase. the audience is given free reign to boo, heckle, cheer for, or react to any guess (the family feud X buzzer accompanies all wrong answers). if no contestant says the phrase, they all do a japanese slapstick physical comedy game show event (you know the ones) and then come back for another round. there can be a made up points structure to these games if you want, as long as the points don't mean anything by the end of the show.

if a contestant does speak the phrase 'we live in hell' (any intonation or degree of intensity), the host says 'what was that?' to the contestant. if the contestant repeats the phrase, the game is over. the audience intones "WE. LIVE. IN. HELL!!!!!" and starts celebrating. note: the show is recorded on a 30 minute syndication window, but like wwtbam, contestants that are playing do not leave the show until the phrase has been stated and repeated by one of the contestants.

when the game ends, the audience member whose monologue provoked the correct response in the despairing contestant wins a cash prize.

contestants are returned to the lake of fire (no prize)

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[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this would be in badposting but i put too much effort in

[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

damn you're right it SHOULD be in badposting, mb

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I pls be a a part of the gameshow I will make it terrible and you will have to pay me one cadbury creme egg (no refunds)

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

network head is a clean bird chauvinist, I'm so so so sorry

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I gonna kill that racist sonofabish

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i see him stealing fryer grease out of the wastebox behind the in-n-out on cedar drive in the middle of the night, thursdays every two weeks like clockwork. ludicrous behavior for a ceo. you didn't hear it from me

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And then I will be CEO! MWAHAHAHAHA! ALL FOR MEEEE!

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

This could be worked into a good script for a movie called "the secret phrase" or something similar. The name of the show is the big reveal to the film viewers. Sort of a thriller mystery thing, maybe the tension ratchets up when the contestants realize they can't leave until someone get the phrase correct.

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago