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Mr President are the things people are saying on the internet true? That America is too weak and afraid of mountains to attempt a massive human wave land invasion of Iran? Is it true, Mr President, that the American military is scared of a little walk over some mountains?

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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Mr. Press Secretary! Two questions:

  1. We have a moon base?!
  2. Are these Earth bears or moon bears?!
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

I'm here for the WKYK YouTube Renaissance

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

starship troopers klendathu drop music intensifies

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it I promise you, we're going to take big, I'm talking BEAUTIFUL troops and march them, just march them right up into the mountain, and do it bigly I might add, like no one has ever seen in the history of war, and when someone dies, you pick up their rifle and keep marching, eventually folks, eventually Iran will run out of bullets and there will be hell to pay trump-anguish

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

Mr President thank you I love you