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Kelly - Best Get-Laid Plan (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 hours ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

The hair style and mustache of the suave operator....is that Young Kelly?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, he loves his self-inserts

[–] graymess@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

New lore drop.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 39 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The PT Cruiser for “killer wheels” is just chefs-kiss

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago

Minecraft going "beep boop" like it's a Nintendo^[*latest fad] from the 80's

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

This but unironically

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

i love him

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 11 hours ago

:whinecraft:

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago

I wish he had the Kelly-character knobby knees and shoulders.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'd probably be a shut-in too if I didn't have legs

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 16 points 10 hours ago

Incel the Boneless

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

only the best games come out on Some Gizmo.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Broccoli haircut zoomer

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

my partner and i were just wondering if that was a thing the other day after seeing our neighbor's kid and his friend and noticing they look like broccoli.

so it's a fad now? yeesh

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

I call it The Mahomes

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Been a fad for a bit I believe lol

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

ah fuck.. we're old now. shit.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

Bit: Stan Kelly IS the legendary BMF. He has all the right brainrot.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago

I think I have that exact bottle of cologne lmao.

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

kelly Laid back in the day