My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person "they don't even pee in the shower" in conversation. My mother was incredulous "WHAT? People pee in the shower?!" the other dozen people in the room were like "um, yeah, that's normal" and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
drink more water and it won't. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
I eat asparagus like once a month. Do people eat it everyday or something?
It's better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
I don't shower 4-6 times a day.
you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day
Have you tried... Water?
yeah I drink at least 1 liter per day, my bladder is just that big, I once peed non stop for 5 minutes
Not enough. Depends on weight but at the very least two. I drink four.
Also depends on activity level.
Sure, but under two seems inadequate in any case.
For sure. I probably drink 6-8L a day, but I'm on stimulants and have hyperhydrosis
Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That's a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That's some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Ctrl-F "waffle stomp"
Ah, there it is...
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I'm actually showering at the time, I'd much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.