this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2026
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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Dam i thought these were upside down stainless steel wine glasses for way too long

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Actually I wanted to ask if there were any places on Lemmy dedicated specifically to/for effeminate queer men, similar to r/phcj or r/rupaulsdragrace on reddit. I feel like this is the only space missing for me to just permanently switch platforms.

I wanna be clear that I'm not really looking for a general LGBT+ space but smth a little more niche

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 41 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

bruh

  1. those are all easy sizes

  2. anal should never be pain, if it is u doing it wrong

  3. the chrome layer on cheap chinese metal plugs is probably toxic

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

you’re right

it’s just a shitpost

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

should probably use an enema then.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't tell them what to do! You have made a powerful enema today...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jayands@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Good Blink album, too, though I could just be too normie in that opinion

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ill be sure to clesrly communicate this to my girlfriend when she inevetably buys me one. Im guessing its best to have one thats basically a solid stainless steel piece right?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Next one teaches you to push your boundaries. The one after that is fulfilment from simple pleasures. After that comes the limits of human physique. The final one you know what it takes to be the top 0.1% of onlyfans.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

It's "performance art"

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

This is how to open up to your partner.