One would think jesus has access to quantum cryptography breaking algos though
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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Doesn't matter. Cold storage wallets would allow the temple moneylenders to protect their digital assets against Jesus.
Looks like cold storage just activated and sent money to the shrimp jesus jr., oops
Probably he would 
a whole data center.
You can crack any password with a pipe wrench and a couple of friends
just fill their data center water cooling systems up with fish, boom
Turn the water cooling to wine cooling.
I doubt that would do anything more than kill the fish.
Honestly the fish miracle is a perfect example of how crypto can change the world. Jesus gave a man a fish and he ate for a day. If Jesus had instead given him a limited-run NFT of the same fish, its value would appreciate over time. The man could participate in the MiracleFish community or sell it to fund his own crypto projects and mog Christ.