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If Jesus doesn't have their wallet key, flipping their table won't matter. The transaction is being conducted on the blockchain. This demonstrates how crypto is the future of finance.

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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

just fill their data center water cooling systems up with fish, boom

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

Turn the water cooling to wine cooling.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I doubt that would do anything more than kill the fish.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Honestly the fish miracle is a perfect example of how crypto can change the world. Jesus gave a man a fish and he ate for a day. If Jesus had instead given him a limited-run NFT of the same fish, its value would appreciate over time. The man could participate in the MiracleFish community or sell it to fund his own crypto projects and mog Christ.