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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 4 minutes ago

what level is pee? asking for a friend

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Okay now I've got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

Armpits are for tickling and I will hear no counterarguments.

... wait some of y'all are into tickling too aren't you?

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I unapologetically love lady pits especially if there’s stubble or they don’t shave. 😛

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so...

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so...

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it's a no for me unless she just got out of the shower

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 hours ago

Bidets don't use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you'd set the shower as the minimum standard

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 2 hours ago

Bet you like unseasoned food, too?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It's so much more hygienic than toilet paper.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Like, do y'all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

I like to lick them. It’s not like a huge must, but if my face happens to be in that area and the arm happens to be raised to allow access, eh why not.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

that just sounds ticklish 😂

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 19 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol

Yeah but only attractive men, right?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I mean no one finds people that they find unattractive attractive, man or woman, do they?

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

good point. only the pits of the men i find attractive turn me on. same goes for all physical features really.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

Fair enough. Seems Napoleon-pilled

[–] deliciEsteva@piefed.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty...?

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

sweaty hairy and obviously no deodorant

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 2 hours ago

Do you get tour bf not to use deodorant for you?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 5 hours ago