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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The full thing as copypasta for any time you see an AI goober:

there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you to leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster- i always just ask the monster."

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't mind me I'm putting some search tags in here so I and others can find it in the future.AI forest monster thousand voices faces copypasta

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

The monster can't count to 100, can't tell you what the weather is like, thinks there are two Rs in the word strawberry and tells you to eat glue.

You must sacrifice oceans of water and forests of trees to the monster

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Asking this question for a job application and only hiring the people who actively insult me for asking it


[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Yeah sounds about right

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

The voice actor in the replies reads it like Alucard from Hellsing.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

In case anyone is having a hard time understanding the poem...

I was kind enough to ask AI to explain it for you :)