this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Angry engagement bait! Who actually talks like that? I need to meet these women. For behavior science.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 1 hour ago

I know a few, but usually they're heavy alcoholics

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 hours ago

Practice mindfulness. Save your man's neck. Kitchen counters exist.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Reverse the genders, change the photo to an unappealing man, grab some popcorn and enjoy the comments.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Reverse the genders, keep the photo, grab popcorn and watch the anti trans comments. Probably wouldn't happen on Lemmy, but who knows.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 36 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

no no, the man has to be equally attractive

Don't change several variables at once if you run olny one test

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Tests usually have more than one variable. Attractiveness is a key variable in sexism.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Tests often have more than one variable, but if you change more than one between tests, you don't know which variable is responsible for the change.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

I thought attractiveness was more important in sexyism?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 points 7 hours ago

Silly, everybody knows sexism only goes one way.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Imagine going to bed every night at 9pm LOL

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Sounds lovely.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

No one said you can't get up after if you still can

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Generally I get up before or during the pussy snacking

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Too busy imagining getting pussy every night

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

make it 7 if you have work at 6am :')

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

I just want it to be light out when I wake up. But unfortunately it's more likely to be light out when I go to bed.