Fine I'll grow some fricking beans
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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What kind of beans
Human beans
They're real human beans
And a real hero
Toe beans.
Beans, beans Theyβre a hit. The more you eat, The more you shit!
Beans, beans
The musical food.
The more you eat,
The more you toot!
beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat, the more you fart
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao
Symbolic bacteria
Theoretical health benefits
hmm I wonder if lemmy has a version of immaterial science
πΆHigh in fiber, low in fat
Hey, I bet ya didn't know that! πΆ
They are also toxic. I'm suspicious of plants that want to kill me.
Like the humble pizza topping pineapple.
Pineapple contains a potent enzyme calledΒ bromelain that breaks down proteins, causing a tingling or burning sensation in your mouth because it is essentially "eating you back" at a microscopic level.
Nomnomomnom
Like mycelium. Oh, nevermind you said plants.
Of course fungi are plants. They don't move and grow in the forest.
And peas. And alfalfa. And clover.
Those are just the nodulating legumes I grow.
Late February is sewing season for fava beans and snap peas