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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao 4 milly spent on Chem cleaning clogs what a fucking laugh.

To the troops that flush random shit down the drain that really shouldnt be shoved in toilet bowls, regardless of reasons they may do so, critical support to the troops absolutely wrecking the carrier's latrine system. If I may make a gentle suggestion, please do the officer quarters next. The higher up to totem pole, the better. Thank you in advance and may your deployment be quickly cut short due to mechanical issues.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago

geordi-yes Stop Our Ship in the 60s/70s

geordi-yes Shit Our Ship in the 2020s

Can they not just shit into buckets and throw it into the ocean? What is the issue here with hygene? That there are 1000s of them on one boat?

[–] Staines@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

Critical support to the troops sabotaging their own imperial warship by flushing things they shouldn't.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 23 points 20 hours ago

Unlimited sewage problems on the baby killers

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 29 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Like, fuck the military, but how do you reconcile the US military decay with it’s 300 trillion dollar budget (that mostly goes into the hands of Lockheed) if you’re a normie ir even regular military personnel?

Yes, this metal box that the Houthis are making for cents on the dollar is worth the $32 million price tag while I’m served industrial grade vomit at the canteen? Are they this servile?

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are they this servile?

..yes? the whole point of conditioning soldiers is to make them eat shit and smile afterwards. course these grains to heaps usually break a person's brain and they can't live normally afterward but the general idea is they die before they outlive their usefulness

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Really wrong choice of word there lol of course they’re servile.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

ehh not really, there is a limit to how much shit soldiers eat, and imo it's a much taller heap in the US than other places, but thats a big can of grains

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago

From the hand full of soldiers I've met, they know it, and they only care about anything if it affects their ability to either: A) kill shit or B) get out and go to college

The 18-21ish year olds simply do not make it their problem. The officers and career types... that's just a whole other bag.

But yeah basically.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

the grift rots the MIC from within. it's functionally legal embezzlement.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

300 trillion dollar budget

That's 10x the entire US GDP. The number you usually hear is 1 trillion.

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 28 points 22 hours ago

I wonder if it'll end up sinking from a toilet malfunction like that nazi u-boat from ww2

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 22 hours ago

Oh they meant ACTUAL sewage, not the troops

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

sicko-hazmat PISS! SHIT! YESSSS! HAHAHA! YES!

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The Burger Reich may have to delay their invasion of Iran because these idiots can't even build a functional plumbing system. 🤣

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 21 points 22 hours ago

May they rot in shit 😂

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

Maybe they just need to eat more fiber.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Taking a well known system - the gravity flush toilet - and tossing it out the window.

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago

See, there's your problem - there's no windows on a naval vessel!

If they had just taken the perfectly working toilet design and tossed it out the porthole, then maybe things would have been different.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago