Stork: Congratulations on your new-
Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)
Stork: Aight. Imma head out.
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Stork: Congratulations on your new-
Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)
Stork: Aight. Imma head out.
it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad
I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget
I kinda like the colinearity. 🤷
get that colinearity away from me
whack
She's applying blunt damage with the pommel of the umbrella in the classic overhead Vom Tag stance.
I thought it was a condom for the stork lol.
lmao
I absolutely love this every time I see it.