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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Man, I do love when Wikipedia is Just Stating Facts™ and yet reads like the sassiest gossip, because reality is just so dumb[^1].

Ivanka Trump [Trump's daughter with his first wife] has been described as the inspiration of Mar-a-Lago face.

Kristi Noem, Melania Trump [Trump's third wife], and Kimberly Guilfoyle have been described as having Mar-a-Lago face.

He does like to talk about wanting sex with Ivanka, so I guess, that tracks.

Melissa Rein Lively, a MAGA political worker, was reported [...] to reject "any idea of submission or constraint" associated with Mar-a-Lago face, and that "no one forces me to do two hours of sport a day, to go to the hairdresser every three and a half weeks, to get my nails and eyebrows done, to get Botox."

Blink twice, if you're being forced to say this...? Seriously, why would you list a bunch of unpleasant aspects, if you're trying to make the point that you don't mind it?

[^1]: By the way, we do have a great word for this in German: Realsatire – when reality is so ridiculous that merely recounting it sounds like satire.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

By the way, we do have a great word for this in German: Realsatire – when reality is so ridiculous that merely recounting it sounds like satire.

Translates pretty solidly into English.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 51 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Plastic surgeons and consultants describe Mar-a-Lago face as a deliberately conspicuous and homogenized aesthetic, with one estimate placing the 2025 cost of a full set of procedures at around $90,000 plus ongoing maintenance

That’s a lot of money to fuck up your face when the sidewalk is literally right there

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I only charge 35k to drag your face on the sidewalk

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 11 points 16 hours ago

Mar-a-lago is more the "stung by an entire hive" look. The high cost is for breeding so many bees

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The thing they don't get is that hate is what makes a face ugly, and no surgery can ever fix that.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 14 hours ago

At least they all have the same ugly face now, so we don't need the special sunglasses to see that they're aliens bent on terra forming earth into a paradise for them.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago

I see Homer Simpsons makeup shotgun is making a comeback.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

A face to face the facade that is their (fake) news.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Gross 🤢 .

This really is a They Live situation.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Conformity is everything, and I bet they still say shitty things about each other under their breath.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Trumpface. shivers