whoa were you the first Kissinger is Dead post on hexbear?
This is wonderful news, except it also fucking sucks because now we will have to hear liberals valorize and glorify him for the next couple of weeks.
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But think of all the opportunites to throw drinks in liberals faces and then start screaming about domino theory?
The dunk tank material will be glorious!
inshallah the memorial articles will will have to fight with Zionist propaganda for headline space in the near future
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holy shit, i thought this was a bit! unbelievably based
don't worry in the article body they had to signal that nothing will fundamentally change:
Qassem Soleimani, after a U.S. drone strike executed the Iranian external-security chief in January 2020. Soleimani, whom the United States declared to be a terrorist and killed as such, killed far more people than Timothy McVeigh. But even if we attribute to him all the deaths in the Syrian Civil War,
Based AF.
is the rolling stone normally this cool? does this author always get to post this hard?
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I'm gonna start non-stop pounding water now until I visit his grave.
Open your corpse mouth and prepare to accept my piss, Henry. 
Finally, may he rot in hell
Hope his last moments were full of suffering, not that it could ever equal the pain he inflicted on the world
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What an incredible day to be alive unlike Henry Kissinger
Here richly, with ridiculous display,
The Politician's corpse was laid away.
While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
One day I hope to go to hell so that I can make Henry Kissinger eat my ass and hair until he dies again and goes to Hell 2.
Henry Kissinger, Top US Diplomat Responsible For Millions Of Deaths, Dies At 100 — The Intercept
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Today was a good day
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've waited for this day so very very long
To put the longevity of this lich into context- he was already technically a senior citizen during Reagan's presidential term.
Can't wait to visit his gender neutral bathroom.
you're telling me we all won the lottery today?
Rot in piss, motherfucker.
"A respected American Scholar and Statesman, died today at his home in Connecticut"
I wish I could find out for the first time again 🦀
Quick, send the IDF cum retrieval squad
Genuinely never thought this day would come. RIP Bozo 🎉🥳🎊🦀
Holy shit it actually happened. There's been so many joke posts about this that I had to double check.
Rest in piss, asshole. I hope I can find your grave so I can take a giant shit on your grave and make your racist ass devour all my nutrients into your body.
i think the site is loading slowly because of this
Amoral, lol.
As expected from WaPo cowards.
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RARE DAY LETS GOOOO
POP MOTHERFUCKIN BOTTLES
I just want to be here and comment on this legendary post, one day I'll tell the story to our descendants
Someone finally put his phylactery in a sock and swung it into a doorway like they were trying to get palladium out of a spark plug
With joyous rapture and exuberant glee, I extend to you this missive, bedecked in the finest hues of elation and draped in the silken threads of serendipity. As the celestial dance of fate unfolds, a tapestry of jubilation is woven, and I find myself compelled to share in the cadence of mirth that now graces your doorstep.
Behold, for in the serendipitous symphony of existence, a melodious chord has resonated, echoing the harmonies of unanticipated delight. The universe, in its cosmic benevolence, has cast upon your path an unexpected bouquet of felicity, a fragrant bloom plucked from the garden of fortuitous happenstance.
In the hallowed chambers of happenstance, where the whims of destiny frolic in a ballet of chance, there emerges a vignette of bliss, an unforeseen sonnet that quickens the pulse and elicits a cascade of laughter from the very depths of the soul.
As the stars themselves align to applaud this marvel, let us together revel in the splendor of this celestial jest, for it is not every day that the cosmos bestows upon us such an enchanting surprise. Like a celestial waltz, we dance in the ethereal glow of this unforeseen delight, our hearts attuned to the celestial rhythm of euphoria.
May the winds of fortune continue to whisper sweet tidings in your ear, and may the symphony of joy play on, resounding through the corridors of time. In this moment, let us savor the nectar of unexpected ecstasy, embracing the beauty of the unforeseen with open arms and grateful hearts.
With jubilant exultation and a cascade of celestial confetti,
SEND IN THE CRABS
Kissinger finally did a good deed
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