this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Please mark this NSFW. I couldn’t contain myself. I was in biology class and this popped up. It made me bust so hard that it got all in my crush’s hair! Then i thought i was in trouble. But she turned around and started to suck me off in front of the whole class. And this video popped in my head again, making me bust again. But my bust was so hard that it blew the brains out of my crush! Killing her instantly! And her brain flew into the class guinea pig’s enclosure! Then the guinea pig started to hump her brain! I could not let that happen! So i put the guinea pig on my dick and open my phone to this video. I launched that sucker into the stratosphere by my load!

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Bro, I went to comment "that's a bot, not worth to rant", then I started reading lmfao NASA should invest in dick propulsion for rockets

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Please mark this as nsfw or post to a different community that’s specifically for nsfw imagery. I personally like to see hot people, but it should be marked and located properly for the people who don’t.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I suspected so, looking at the post history, but figured I’d put a comment mentioning proper tagging in case they are a real person.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

I like a nice body as well as the next user but put a NSFW flag on your post.

[–] Redstone1@lemmings.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Looks like the telebots are on lemmy lads

Fuck off Telescam

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world -3 points 13 hours ago