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This is fucking AI slop from someone trying to make some convincing bait or just has a brain like a suitcase full of squirrels
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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*whisper* Are squirrels bourgeois?
They do be hoarding deez nutz
(banned) LOL
r/Ultraleft a open white supremacist, zionist, anti-communist, viciously anti-black, Andrew Tates loving shithole that delights in calling every fascist movement "proletariat"
Most of its members are Destiny and Vaush cultists
Turns out when your only understanding of "leftism" is insisting that you are "more left" than anyone else and refuse to read any theory, it just recreates liberal western chauvinist attitudes.
Well, these guys probably believe in horseshoe theory, so it's only natural for them to believe they are ultraleft when they are in fact ultraright. It's the same thing anyway, isn't it?
An infantile disorder
How do they resolve the Destiny vs Vaush beef because they're rival grifters?
They focus on their common enemy, the left
"The only legitimate fifth international"
obvious bait
Funny though
But also painful to read.
but very funny
Where's a neo-Posadist when you need one‽
The "funny" part is that practically speaking, these clowns do actually support the status quo of western hegemony. I mean, these are the same people who genuinely believe that Palestinian resistance shouldn't be supported because it's "bourgeois"
This is no different from when v*ush and his babybrained fans were "ironically" calling themselves Anarcho-Bidenists, the bit doesn't work when you're actually going to Vote Blue No Matter Who while claiming to be some sort of libertarian socialist. OK, so you've literally just correctly described yourself, how the fuck is that ironic lmao
Anarcho-Bidenists Oh my sides hurt from laughing
tbh that's an amazing post if it's a shitpost
Lmao I feel so much better about my worst takes
I have genuinely had a conversation with one of my friends who simultaneously believes that the U.S. is run by pedophilic sadists, but also that Ukraine is UwU smol bean who is just protecting themselves against Russian aggression.
Literally unable to put two and two together. Many such cases.
what, you think the world is a system where everything affects everything else? no! it's a collection of stories
This deserves some kind of award for most creative deliberately backward thinking. Natural 20.
"For those calling me deeply Unserious I already addressed this in the post tag"
idk it just doesn't hit right when it's obviously on purpose
yeah it's like with MST3K. if the creator of a movie is consciously trying to make a bad movie, it just falls flat
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Donald Trump, the Posada we didn't want, but the Posada we got.
I think the whole r/ultraleft subreddit is just a shitposting subreddit, I can't tell if anything in there is actually serious or not
It's basically this: 
It's literally this
This must be a bit
Who is this "Text" and why should i bottom for them?