more like fuckabee lmao gottem
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Reconstruction could have changed the entire landscape of humanity.
What we got instead resulted in this deranged sister fucker threatening violence over some of the oldest civilizations in history.
There's no appreciation for the Middle East among European colonizers. Even the Israelis go out of their way to destroy priceless landmarks, despite claiming they're the real indigenous population of Palestine.
Jerico is one example. It's the oldest continually lived-in city in human history, going back to at least 9,000 BC. It's located in the West Bank. So, of course the Palestinians living their are under occupation by people who want to bulldoze the whole thing and pave over it with parking lots for chain restaurants and shopping malls.
The city is older than writing, wheels, alcoholic beverages, and smelting. Yet these fucks would see it burn to the ground out of pure spite for the Palestinians living there.
I don't know if despite is quite the right word here. All those priceless landmarks and archaeological sites tend to get in the way of their false claims of indigeneity so they must be 
The No Gods No Mayors on Benjamin Butler got me whistful as hell. Imagine what levels of reconstruction (and corruption) he could achieved if he had just accepted Lincolns vice presidency.
Having a dope ass Russia, dope ass Middle East, dope ass Africa, and dope ass Central America would probably go so hard in a counterfactual world where everything wasn't looted and violently abused to make Star Bucks cups and Yatchs.
Well MY religion says you're being reincarnated as a roach
Going from a bloated bloody tick to a roach would be a step up for him
Then maybe he needs to come back as a worm and feel what it's like for his body to be crushed like he's crushed us. Maybe learn something during that moment a bird grabs his limp body out of the ground and he is powerless to have his guts bitten through.
so every country has a right to defend themselves against israel since there’s no argument to be made that they’re not gonna be next
all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.
israel also has the book-of-mormonic right to conquer all of the US....
Mormons think that they’re latter-day ancient Israelites and that the foundation of the US was divinely inspired so this is basically cannon to them
18 On that day the Lord made a covenant with Abram and said, “To your descendants I give this land, from the Wadi[river] of Egypt to the great river, the Euphrates— 19 the land of the Kenites, Kenizzites, Kadmonites, 20 Hittites, Perizzites, Rephaites, 21 Amorites, Canaanites, Girgashites and Jebusites.”
Genesis 15: 18-21
He ain't wrong
Jebusites

looking around to the other people in the audience like, "this is wild... you're hearing this, right?"
Like that time Chirac had to call a theologian to ask what the fuck W was talking about with "Gog and Magog"
Monsieur Chircac, c'est a little joke. "She gog on magog til I W"
Nobody has read that shit they can just make up whatever they want
I just assume whatever he’s saying about what’s in there is true. ‘The book of peter says Israel shall extend to the alps’ and I’d think ‘that tracks’
They don't call America the Great Satan for nothing!
The Bible doesn’t use the language of “rights,” even if you’re trying to use it as a justification for foreign policy.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Death to Amerikkka