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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My beliefs are very accurate. You can tell because i have to kill anybody who disagrees with me"

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Capitalist liberty: A concept so good it's illegal to think otherwise.

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

communism is so over and so defeated that we.... have to continue spending billions and billions of dollars and man-hours to eternally combat it? for the rest of human existence, apparently?

real 'the enemy is both strong and weak' shit

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"my ideas"

lmao, this dingaling thinks he came up with some of the dumb stuff he says

[–] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We did it! After all those years! We found the CEO of imperialism!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kill me 100 times,

sure thing Drew Pavlov

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this fellow making the case that Russia and Iran are communist countries?

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this fellow making the case that Russia and Iran are communist countries?

sicko-wistful

[–] axont@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

The average person in the west thinks communism simply means bad, scary, foreign place

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

very successful ideology, where you have to coup all your detractors

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

They always think communism is anything that isn't a western liberal democracy lmao

It was nice meeting you all, I'm deleting my account and becoming a LIB after this

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"we will bring them to you whether you like them or not"

Hey, how did Khamenei rise to power again?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

You don't understand, it'll work this time. Just look at Ukraine, they're a bastion of liberal democracy after the coup in 2014!

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Starting to think this Derek Paradou guy isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

You know those big crayon boxes with the sharpener that didn't really do much besides make a mess?

That sums him up pretty good

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude, cold war's over, you won already.

And if you hate socialism so much, why do you call yourself a national socialist? Sounds like you're the real leftist, not me.

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel this sentiment so deeply. Really can’t be repeated enough. You fucking freaks made this world. You made absolutely sure that there would be no power sharing of any kind with a communist country. And yet they thrash endlessly about a communist hegemony that doesn’t exist. Truly grotesque.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's truly something that stands the test of time. They did that even before there were any successful socialist revolutions

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

your brain scrambled "ideas" come from dead white supremacists justifying why it's okay to own slaves and the very second the capitalist class loses its grip on this earth, your garbage thoughts will mercifully be buried in the landfill of the past

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago

pretty sure this is the same amount that made a 20 post thread about a leftist Twitter user who posts pictures of herself in revealing dress and went off on her in the thirstiest of ways

they're in a real tear lately

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

kill me 100 times

Honey you only can go one round before you're out of the game for good

[–] ennemi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I've already modded this guy into the sims. Hope he enjoys swimming in a pool without a ladder.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

America worshippers have this weird habit of playing power fantasy through US foreign policy, because nobody thinks Australia is capable of ousting any foreign leader outside of tiny Pacific Island nations.

Also this guy ran for political office and got less votes than Joshua4Congress. He's irrelevent and shouldn't be given attention he desperately craves.

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yes noted communist Ayatollah Khomeini

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

It’s Jover

Then why is this guy still seething about these guys rent free in his head?

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Drew Parvo, stay away from my dog

[–] intoner@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Oh my, my timbers have been shivered! 😱😱😱

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I think killing him once would be enough. No reason to be greedy.

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

What a weiner

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Ah yes. Political religiosity

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

This is fairly eloquent despite being wrong in every single way other than admitting to Capitalism"s lust for violently overthrowing governments for funsies.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

fuck up, cubehead