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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

Come on judge, figure out some way to give him the death penalty for contempt of court.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you take a camera into a jury courtroom you're going to jail.

If they take a camera into a jury courtroom they get a scolding.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

Yes that's why I thought the article was worth submitting.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You are surely aware that recording in this jurisdiction is illegal.

Your honor - there's nothing in the statues that explicitly refer to eyeglasses tech. And we were looking forward to competing for the Meta I Spy Courtroom Social Media Bonus.

What?

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

Playing by Air Bud rules I see

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I don't know how to make Simpsons images that haven't been precreated. Can you give those glasses to the bailiff?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My computer is on the fritz, so in the meantime, let's enjoy this classic moment the Flakes Bongler way

Screenshots from Frinkiac, posted while i'm sitting somewhere instead of doing my actual job

And because of image posting limits, part 2 will be posted in about five minutes

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you!

Frinkiac, got it.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago

You're welcome

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Stuff them all in a locker and throw away the key

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Sorry judge, but I must goon on.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Can't pause the stroke streak.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The glasses were doing real time deepfakes of the women in the jury, INNOVATION!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Make your haters your marketers #SigmaGrindset