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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Insert the Pam from "The Office" "same picture" meme here.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hope the streets are wide enough for the parades.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He already had a military parade, and it was pathetic.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That’s right, I had forgotten about that. In that case, the average American stroad will do. :)

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 22 points 2 months ago

That's just pathetic. Ego so fragile being president of the f'ing US of A isn't enough recognition still.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems like someone just watched the film adaptation of Nineteen Eighty-Four.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

"This film looks good" says the obese orange imbecilic child rapist, "19, ugh, yuck, too old. Now 8, though, oh boy, are you're talking my language. 4, oooooh yeah, just right, let me get my hands on you, little one!" {saliva dribbles out of that horrible fat mouth}

"Sir, it's 1984, just like the year. Not the ages of little girls."

"Wha...well that's just a stupid film title. I'm going to sue. Get me my lawyer...and a hamberder. And another pair of pants. Someone took a shit in mine, again!"

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

imma go take a diarrhea session on his face

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Basic dictator.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 3 points 2 months ago

La justice, c'est moi

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone needs to project the words "Wanted For Trafficking" over this every night.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Wanted: Child Rapist

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It needs to be on FBIs most wanted instead.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I see what you did there.