Basic dictator.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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Insert the Pam from "The Office" "same picture" meme here.
Hope the streets are wide enough for the parades.
He already had a military parade, and it was pathetic.
That’s right, I had forgotten about that. In that case, the average American stroad will do. :)
That's just pathetic. Ego so fragile being president of the f'ing US of A isn't enough recognition still.
Seems like someone just watched the film adaptation of Nineteen Eighty-Four.
"This film looks good" says the obese orange imbecilic child rapist, "19, ugh, yuck, too old. Now 8, though, oh boy, are you're talking my language. 4, oooooh yeah, just right, let me get my hands on you, little one!" {saliva dribbles out of that horrible fat mouth}
"Sir, it's 1984, just like the year. Not the ages of little girls."
"Wha...well that's just a stupid film title. I'm going to sue. Get me my lawyer...and a hamberder. And another pair of pants. Someone took a shit in mine, again!"
imma go take a diarrhea session on his face
La justice, c'est moi
Someone needs to project the words "Wanted For Trafficking" over this every night.
I see what you did there.