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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah. Most of trumps stuff is just plated with immitation gold.

[–] TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

“People have tried to come up with a gold paint that would look like gold, and they’ve never been able to do it,” Trump told Fox News’ Laura Ingraham in March. “You’ve never been able to match gold with gold paint.”

But internet trolls thought Trump’s decorating team had tried to do just that, and flagged apparent Home Depot listings showing moldings that looked remarkably like the gilt that recently appeared in the White House.

The home improvement store products cost between $30 and $50, according to the Independent — a far cry from the price of 24-karat gold.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/us-news/president-trump-shows-off-new-white-house-gold-decor-in-social-media-video/

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I remember that. It was hilarious. 🤣

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Thinking about the original ads this is parodying… it's wild to think that they had to explain the idea of chocolate and peanut butter together. I think we take that for granted these days. heh.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

It's just marketing. Marketing is frequently stupid but memorable. It's not enough to ignore it - you need to be as contractions as possible. That's why I only mix marshmallow and fishsticks. It's the optimum fuck you to not only advertisers but human decency, the Geneva protocols, and any gods that probably don't exist anyway.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

two great tastes that taste great together

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you've ever watched the british baking show you'd know brits fucking hate peanut butter.

Historically, a lot of americans are just brits which leads me to believe peanut butter is an aquired, cultural taste so a lot of the marketing was probably necessary.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

brit and I did hate peanut butter as a kid.

however I will also say that Reeces is peanut butter flavored confectionary, it is not strictly peanut butter.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I get what you're saying but I think its still more cultural than anything. Whenever I run into a brit I ask them if they like coffee and peanut butter and I've gotten more "no" than "yes" on both questions. I expect for most people who didn't grow up with peanut butter as a kid it will just not like it, sugared up or not.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nope. Fuck that. Peanuts? Yes. Butter? Yes. Sauce (e.g., stir fry)? Yes. With chocolate? Yes. Protein shake? Yes. Sandwich? Yes. Curry? Yes. A pastry? Yes. Savory? Yes.

The entire world agrees that peanuts need to be gargled.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This just in: Peanuts are GOATed

In George Washington Carver's name. Amen.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, combining the two would mean only Caucasian kids get abused. Could be a self-perpetuating condition, and explain a few things. If nothing else, theoretically non-Caucasian kids might just come out ahead on this one for once.

Yeah, right.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure racists would rape minority children. Look at plantations back in the day for evidence of that.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My friend. I think we all know that abuse is more about the power over another than any sort of twisted lust.

ICE agents regularly engage in sexual assault of abductees.

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We all assume this is true of the masked fascists but has there been anything reported on it?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Something something slave owners

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Only correction - RepubliKKKans