Well, I hope the event is catered, at least.

Most likely I'd find wife and then sneak out with her.

We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened... Kind of like a school reunion really... (Forgotten is most likely.... )

What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do....

I hope there's name tags! That could get awkward quickly... Maybe some games? I hope it's at a Dave & Buster's.

I enjoy the peace and quiet.

None of them would know what the connection is.. at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. 😖

Alone again, naturally

Edit: obligatory link to song

I apologize to one for just using her for sex, catch up with 3 others, just chat with the one I still talk to on and off.... Genuinely sounds like it could be a pleasant evening. Might bust out a board game or something.

A few of them would wonder why there are women and men in that room, but a few would already know why.

Do I remember any of it?

Have several panic attacks probably

I'll have to find a way to convince my gf that these woman are in fact not prostitutes and I've never seen them before......

Am I alone, or there are clones of myself in the room with me too?

Well they two of them already managed to find each other on their own independently. So I'll still get ganged up on. In a sort of friendly way. I still have a good relationship with those two.

The third person I'll have to spend most of the evening trying to avoid because she is actually really annoying. Which I can now clearly see now that I'm not 18 anymore.

We'd probably talk and listen to music. At least it wouldn't be that weird, talking to myself, since the room is empty.

How did this ballroom get hired at such short notice?

50 women talking shit about me does not sound fun. At all.

And there's bound to be a dozen or so I don't recognize.

Those three people already know each other, so...