Jokes on you, every car on the lot has recalls and backordered parts.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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This is the most important car purchase in our lifetime though! We need to buy the second shittiest car because then we know the shittiest car is still available next time we do this! This will comparatively make the second shittiest car look better as it's breaks fail and it plows into pedestrians as soon as we drive it off the lot.
If you don’t throw orphans into the orphan crushing machine then a republican might throw them into the machine even faster
But we will give a moment of silence for all the orphans we threw into the machine, and might even make a movie about how bad throwing all the orphans into the orphan crushing machine made us feel! The republicans enjoy throwing the orphans in, which is why we need to do it instead of them, because at least we pretend to feel bad about it!
Skull boy still got it
One of the better of the old Breadtube guard
And if they don't get the car or the car is incapable of driving, they blame another customer at the dealership who was trying to buy an EV.
But the heroine of the story is digging underneath the dealership (perhaps Hamas style) and building a metro system.
The second shittiest car is also bipartisan as in it has a lot of parts from the shittiest car. The seats also come pre-shat
Let's be honest, it just is the shittiest car, but they put a new coat of paint on it so you can't see the rust anymore
Haha. He's definitely cooler than he lets on.
People had a meltdown when he tweeted "I will not be voting for Joe Biden in the 2020 election" lmao
I got so mad about it i voted 3 times in response.
Lmao I mean everyone was begging him to vote illegally as a non-citizen or something it was such a joke
Definitely, I do like having his streams on the second monitor (he's really calm and collected while playing games that would make me spit in frustrated rage), and he's definitely got a good material analysis and historical perspective.
Don't think I ever caught one of his streams. Seems like a nice chap tho'
And when the shitty car is shitty, they join the conservatives in blaming the folks trying to get more public transportation and cross-country rail built! Rarely, they blame the conservatives, but for the wrong reasons.
It's kinda funny to watch them all yell about "reds" while us commies are over here just wanting a better world... until you realise that some of these idiots have actual power.
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MAGA walking into a car dealership. I want the worst MPG and something that shows how insecure I am.
"As long as it owns the person who wants the second worst car."
The second worst car is the same model as the worst car, but they add an LGBT bumper sticker and tell you it’s more fuel efficient
And it's just the same model as the second worst car, but with the muffler and catalytic converter removed, a bad lift job, and some razor blades welded to the front bumper "in case of pedestrian impact". These are the only differing features that let the second worst car claim that title over this one.
It's the only realistic choose.
this is just regular dealerships