I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Spaceship Captain of the Event Horizon? Oh god, why?
Ain't no god where we're going!
Im watching Bear in the Big Blue House with my daughter right now so...Im ok with this. Looks like a comfy place.
Blood analyst and serial killer
Federation Starship Captain.
Nope, wait, I watched The Pitt. I'd be an ER doctor.
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I'm a knight of the seven kingdoms
Oh fuck, I have to run from mercenaries while being recorded the whole time. Although, I might get a billion dollars if the month treats me well
(The Running Man 2025)
Arcane. Best case scientist councilman. Worst case undercity brawler, a psychotic terrorist or a cop.
Viking, hell yes
I legit donโt knowโฆ does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not Iโm as employed as I am in real life.
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Yay im a princess. Unfortunately im being tortured
With delicious food and new friends?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tis_Time_for_%22Torture,%22_Princess
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I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows
Oh god. The Pitt.
In remembrance of Catherine O'Hara we're rewatching Schitt's Creek. So... am I unemployed?
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April 1805, Napoleon is now master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields.
Let's gooooo.
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A supercilious British Secret Agent, tossing off bad one-liners, at women who should have really stayed away.
Sweet!! Iโm going to attend Starfleet Academy!!
Head of a bunch of MI5 reprobates.
I am a therapist whose wife died a year ago, and I am crawling my way back into being a functional person again.
Saving the world from the consuming darkness... In Italian!
Iโm Wayne from Letterkenny, which means Iโm a hick looking after a farm. Pitter patterโฆ
Either an FBI agent obsessed with the unexplainable, which I put on for background noise while my girlfriend fell asleep.
Or
A 'cheesecake' photographer taking classy pinup photos in the 50s.
Selling gasoline door to door
I watched an Indonesian zombie movie last night. I thought the whole thing was too easy to predict but I had a good time.
I do not want to be the MC, oh dear...
If anyone's interested, it's called Abadi Man Jaya. I forgot what was the English name for it.
Starfleet Cadet.
Not bad... Assuming it's in the 32nd century... Otherwise kind of hard to do in the 21st.
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Fuck, I'm a colonel in a nazi POW camp. Great show, but I never want to live in barracks.
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Eh, hotelier and a Princess of Hell, I guess.