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[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

I'm fond of "tankies", "pinkos", and "Soviet Bears". Lol. You can also call us huggable, I think there's a lot of bears, cats, and owls here who are very hug shaped.


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[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

They’re probably called “citations”

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 5 points 14 hours ago

Hexbear this, hexbear that. Where are my Hextwinks at?!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

You should refer to the Federal Position Classification Standards for specific job titles.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 13 points 21 hours ago

LIBs

Although we also have been associated with the Bernard Brotherhood in the past punished-bernie

To the rest of Lemmy, though? The Fighting Dukakii tankie

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

nakama*

(TN: nakama means friend)

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago

What if the real friends were the Hexbears we made a long the way

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 23 hours ago

Just don't call us late for dinner

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

chapo dot chatters

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

No, we're Soviet bots, get it right!


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[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

We're actually Shanghai bots here, otherwise known as LIB

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 14 points 23 hours ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago

I call Hexbears "Hexbears".

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago

Others have used 'hexbear' for singular and 'hexbears' for plural but I like to say "hexbearian" and "hexbearians"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago

Hexbearinos

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hillary Clinton Super fans

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

Super-predators

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago

The Silver Legion silver-legion

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago
[–] Blep@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago

Scientologists

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago

We're called "Cubs" cause we're loyal supporters of Chechen entrepreneur and falsely accused "war criminal" Rashid Fouad, aka "The Lion of Grozny"

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago

hexb. it used to be spelled hexbers, which made sense, but the spelling was changed by the wear of centuries to hexbear and now it's somewhat obscure.

the original meaning refers to the omen of the owl seen at the founding of the community, which famously farted six times. b b b b b b. owls are small, their farts are small.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

rock-stackers

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago
[–] booty@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Bears boykisser

We're all enormous hairy gay bears and the yearly hexbear meetup is the manliest gayest thing you've ever seen

[–] commie_rogers@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago

"Hexe" sg., "Hexen" pl. 🤣

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 1 points 18 hours ago