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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seeing the interview with the two Canadians after the match put me off of them so hard. I don't want those guys representing me. The way they accused Sweden of only complaining because they were losing was gross. Like even if Canada wasn't cheating clearly it was reasonable for Sweden to ask for scrutiny. It's like classic victim blaming, so toxic.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

I'm Canadian and was quite displeased by the arrogance of those Canadians. Especially that one guy. You don't start off a discussion by throwing "Fuck you's" around. I expected more class and statesmanship in a situation like that. "But they were under a lot of pressure" is what you say when a child tantrums up, not an adult.

[–] greenhorn@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

As a USian living near the Canadian border, I've been watching on CBC and mostly cheering for Canadians, but this and the men's hockey players staying at hotels instead of the Olympic village shifted my fluid allegiance for those sports

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally a curling scandal. I've been waiting years.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thanks for reminding me how long ago broomgate was

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

The more this suffix is normalized, the more it makes it feel like the Nixon scandal was something about water.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (17 children)

The one year I actually tried to watch the Olympics, every time I turned it on, it was always curling. Which seems like it'd be a fun game if you were drinking a beer and playing, but not the greatest spectator sport.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Curling was a sport ruled by fat middle aged men smoking and getting drunk. They should bring that back, along with the floppy brooms and berets.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Different concept but same idea. You do not want to brush the salt away in shuffleboard. It make the rock no slidey no more. The broom warms the pebbles enough that they ever so slightly grip the rock with their wet tips. So sexy

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I see a lot more fat guys at softball than curling, actually

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You are incorrect. Watching curling right now.

Fun fact, more people in Canada watch curling than hockey.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lower 48 here, I make sure all the appropriate TVs at work (news channels) are set to Curling. Its the best winter olympics sport to watch. Firstly, because I can follow it. Secondly, because its players are frumpy dads showing the upmost concentration, not the herculean athletes blowing out the events condom supply. I find it relatable, and magical, those people are physics wizards, and I dont know how they do those that with shuffleboard on ice

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

not the greatest spectator sport

Incorrect

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

If you are in the Netherlands there's a 99% it's speed skating instead.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Only the last two shots of each end are the spectator portion. /s

[–] plateee@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Hey buddy, you just need to keep your eye on the button and wait to see how they use the hammer to clear the house - and pray they don't cross the hog line while holding on to the stone handle.

[–] Tabooki@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ultimate sport for sleeping

[–] discow@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe they should start having refs in curling

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The issue are not refs, the issue is the lack of video recordings. They couldn't prove it because there was no official video evidence.

However, the federation announced that starting the next day, two officers would be watching each shoot (toss? Whatever is called each launch) to see that this doesn't happen again.

[–] ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not every World Curling competition has the luxury of a dedicated production crew broadcasting each sheet for every single draw.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right. But I think the IOC can splurge a little.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

And give up their thirtieth house?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

They said refs, not enablers

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They just don't use them because the handles have WiFi.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah the refs clearly don’t care cause they want the sport to be self refereed.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

I love how they were asking the officials questions and they had no idea what the rules were.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You looking for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pump the brakes. You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? What sort of backwards fuckin pageantry is that?

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are these Letter Kenny references? They sound like it.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Can confirm

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Big snipes Sally

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago

You can fuck off!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as an americunt, what the fuck am I looking at?

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Its when your house is still a mess but you spent the last 3 hours sweeping.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Not after China gets done taking away the Stanley Cup!

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