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Americans cannot consume anything green so a 5.56 coated with carrot juice instantly kills a burger.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Vegetable oil or vegetable juice? Amerikkkan "cuisine" is all deep fried so shooting vegetable oil at them will only strengthen them further.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they die with a vegetable in them, Americans do not ascend to burger Valhalla

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

if you whisper "fentanyl" at each round when you load your magazines, cops will collapse from even near misses

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Even worse, I read they actually add seasoning [gasp] to their explosives

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You're joking but Ukraine legit covered bullets with pork fat or some shit when they were fighting Chechans(Muslims).

[–] DoobKIller@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I think that's probably the inspiration for this post

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a surprisingly common tactic for colonizers to use against people fighting colonization. I remember it being done widely by the British when they started taking India.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I haven't heard anything of the British coating their own bullets as an insult when fighting against India. The example usually talked about was with the munitions issued to their own (sepoy) Indian troops, one of the causes of India's First War of Independence.

In that case the cartridges for the new Pattern 1853 Enfield Rifles were believed to use a grease containing both pork lard and beef tallow. This was offensive to both Muslim and Hindu troops, especially given that the standard way to use these cartridges involved biting them open, meaning the grease would contact the user's mouth.

[–] dRLY@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I also believe there were some clips floating around on X that supposedly showed some IDF members doing the same thing.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

If I recall correctly, I think our troops did the same in Afghanistan and/or Iraq.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

what are you talking about, Americans are like 50% hydrogenated vegetable oil

[–] Juice@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Spread a rumor that they dip their bullets in soymilk and estrogen

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Acktchually, carrot juice is orange.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Not if I put green food coloring in it

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Hamas coats it bullets with seed oil