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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7647804
so. its funny. but I have been meaning to ask on a british community about taking a (edited - I think I meant the) piss. Sometimes by context I feel it means screwing with someone and sometimes I feel it means loafing around. Am I off?
Taking a piss means going to urinate.
Taking the piss means screwing with someone, specifically by saying stuff you don’t believe as if you believe it.
I’ve never heard any variation on this phrase to mean loafing around as a euphemism, but taking frequent bathroom breaks is definitely a time-honored way of avoiding work.
Full disclosure: I am not British
The second meaning is a bit like "you are pushing your luck" or being unreasonable, usually at someone else's expense.
Taking the piss can mean going too far with some form of poor behaviour, usually at work, eg taking a two hour lunch hour might be taking the piss, or sparking up a joint during a ciggie break.
But it can also be in a social, non-work content: "It's fair enough to ask for petrol money, but Bob was taking the piss when he asked for a quid a mile, the cheeky cunt."
Surprisingly, there is actually a wiki page on the matter:
Wikipedia.org - Taking the Piss
Roughly covers the following:
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"Are you taking the piss?" is pretty similar to "You've got to be joking, mate!" or "are you fucking kidding me!?!"
ok this makes sense with the loafing. Sounds like variation of taking more than your fair share but instead not doing your fair share.
It is "the" lol. Taking a piss means going to the toilet, taking the piss is taking the mick, ie behaving with a mocking disregard for others.
Wrt loafing around, you might be taking the piss if you're not doing something, eg your household chores. It's not the laying around that takes the piss, it's that you're not doing what you're supposed to do. It takes the piss out of others when they have to pick up the slack for you.
Like a lot of British phrases, there's some flexibility in its usage.
ok. I think im starting to understand the variety of ways I have seen it used on tv. This I think is the best explanation yet especially with the take the piss out of others. like that phrasing fits it better in my head.
To the pubs??!!??
That's Kings Cross station, one of the better free toilets we still have. No signal in there though, so you cant just setup shop and have a phone dump. Plus someone, usually one of the cleaners, routinely walks by tapping on all doors to get you out and its a super annoying.
Still though, for central london, 8/10 toilet easily
Oh my god as someone with bowel problems due to disability the people walking to tap the doors in public toilets are like demons to me.
I’m like stressfully finishing up the most godawful diarrhea wiping and this person is hurrying me up lmao.
"ARE YOU FINISHED SHITTING IN THERE"
"n-no..?"