Lol no. How about porridge with water every day of the week.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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More like porridge with beer…made out of old porridge.
A medieval king more like
Bro where is the greens?
A man Ron would be proud of
You need some fiber dude, but other than that, the only other thing you're missing is a tankard of ale!
Damn straight!! But a medieval peasant would also have beer or meade.
It looks basic but quite tasty if the prep and spicing has been done right.
Not every good meal has to be a Michelin Star affair, y'know. Sometimes, all you need is fries and two kroketten to be satisfied.
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Am woman, would totally eat. Infact my dinner looks similar except my bread is liquid. And of course some broccoli and onions.
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You've... heard of produce, right...?
That's propaganda by Hulk (big green).
This was my Christmas dinner during Covid, lol. Pair it with Siracha and gravy from the roasting drippings and baby you got a stew going
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