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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

[Noam] Chomsky, [Alexander] Cockburn, and others claim that the change of administration that came with JFK's assassination had no large-scale effect on policy, not even on tactics. In other words, if Kennedy had lived, he likely would have fabricated a Tonkin Gulf casus belli, he would have introduced ground troops in a massive land war, as Lyndon Johnson did, he would have engaged in merciless B-52 carpet bombings of Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam, as Richard Nixon did, he would have risked destroying his own electoral base, proving himself a mass murderer as bad as Nixon.

Chomsky and Cockburn don't tell us how they know that. All we know is the one surviving Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, in fact, went a different way. He became an anti-war critic, he opposed the war, he broke with the Johnson administration, and he said that his brother's administration—his administration—had committed terrible mistakes.

The evidence we do have, in fact, is that John Kennedy observed Cambodian neutrality and negotiated a ceasefire and coalition government in Laos, which the CIA refused to honor (they preferred to back a right-wing faction that continued the war). Chomsky says much about troop withdrawal—he just wrote a whole book on this, [Rethinking Camelot] and all that, but he says very little about troop escalation, other than to offer Roger Hilsman's speculation that Kennedy might well have introduced US troops—ground troops—in South Vietnam. Maybe so, maybe not. In fact, the same Hilsman noted in The New York Times not long ago, and Chomsky doesn't note it, that in 1963, Kennedy was the only person in his administration who opposed the introduction of US ground troops. He was the only thing preventing an escalation of the war. Forget the question of withdrawal or not withdrawal; he was a barrier, in that sense.

—Michael Parenti ^[https://tankie.tube/w/kLVqSTXSEMG3c9j4zJZpvP?start=39m45s] parenti

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could you imagine if he DID dick down Marilyn? Epic.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 days ago

it would depend on your definition of 'did'

There are many saying that iii er uh.. am a himbo.

While it is true that i am incredibly attractive; i do not - in fact - respect women!

jfk-gaming

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Alright, but then what would we call the Dead Kennedys? Dead Kennedy?

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One man

Once died

But did you know he could read all our minds

He knew the secrets of all space and time

And if he liked you he would tell you but you'd have to unwind

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

you dont know it, but you are full of shtars

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He got the popular vote narrowly but the amerikkkan presidency is determined by the electoral college, not popular vote. 303-219 wasn't that narrow, most of the elections this century have been narrower

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Nothing bad ever happen to the Kennedys