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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

Have a sibling and only one toboggan.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You know what? I think I could really go faster with a dick in my back…

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In luge, being the best is sort of just a height and weight distribution thing. I honestly think a corpse that's my same shape could win.

The sport needs her. She's a once in a generation... shape.

Alexander Skarsgard was great on SNL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63j4VUjSc

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jane Wickline has singlehandedly breathed new life into SNL for me. Previously it was Pete Davidson (RIP his career choices) that made me feel represented there. Made me excited to watch.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Haven't been huge on SNL in a while, but I fucking love Sarah Sherman's stuff.

Absolute fucking maniac

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pete Davidson (RIP his career choices)

What's he done? I haven't seen much from him since his comedy special a few years ago.

And yeah, I've been loving Jane's stuff as well. Her songs can be kind of hit or miss but she's so great in general. I loved how she played off the reaction to the Trumpet mom in the recent sketch

https://youtu.be/-wQhY5CMMl4?t=247

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He did the Riyadh Comedy Festival. He was judged especially hard since his dad was a 9/11 victim

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The top guy is solidly connected to the shaft. Good for cornering.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 126 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Just two bros, nuts to butts, at breakneck speeds.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

The sport for the Ambiguously Gay Duo

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"bro you getting hard? I told you to wear a cup"

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"But step-brother, I am wearing a cup"

(⁠ʘ⁠言⁠ʘ⁠╬⁠)

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

“Please don’t pop a boner, please oh please god no!”

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Too late now. Fuck it, I'm going for it."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

looks like hes about to bust.

Somewhere above they were talking about weight distribution. You think theres a team that would be faster if one of them popped a boner?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

That's how they lock in

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 day ago (6 children)

where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] xorollo@leminal.space 13 points 1 day ago

Lol, I definitely did not fully appreciate this when watching as a teen. Hilarious.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I had a friend who lived with a few dudes in a house, and I go over to her place and she's getting ready and one of her roommates is sitting in the kitchen eating a chicken breast and broccoli. We get to chatting, and he tells me he's going to Olympic trials for luge, and so obviously I ask how you get into that.

He ends up telling me he ran and was successful at track, and he basically got poached, mainly because of his size and his running ability.

So yeah. That's it.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Tobogooning*

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Craig: “What are we doing again?”

Mark: “We need to practice our luge doubles.”

Craig: “…”

Mark: “So I’m gonna need you to lie down on top of me.”

Craig: “Mark, this is a couch.”

Mark: “It’s just practice. We don’t have to be moving.”

Craig: “Mark, you asked me over to watch football.”

Mark (turns on football game): “Now come over here.”

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Me: "It's the hot dog luge"

Wife: "What? Why?"

Me: "Weiner rests in the split of the buns"

Wife:

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Bro you wanna do butt stuff but on ice going really fast in front if everyone?"

Prolly like that

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[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (5 children)

:: halfway down the run ::

Top: Ok, you know, that's making it really hard to concentrate.

Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much...

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Starts solo, and then your buddy asks if he can join.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

My best friends Brandon and Jonathan discovered they were pretty good at this while they were in the restroom at the Handy Down Bar and they're celebrating their 3 week anniversary next Friday! So, it DOES happen more often than you think.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm a bit confused. Which one is the top here?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm like 97% sure that this sport started on a dare.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

"I double dog dare you bro to sit on my shaft"
"But what about the sled?"
"I've got the brakes on, don't worry about it bro"

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm fine with going fast on a sled being a sport. That's cool. But, it seems like something where it's only valid if everybody involved is actively doing something on the way down, not just being ballast.

One person sledding makes sense. But, in this sport, the guy on the bottom can't possibly be anything but ballast, can he? He can't see anything, so he can't be steering or braking, right?

Same with bobsled, the guy at the front is steering. Maybe the people in the back help with something, but they can't be too actively involved because they can't see.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In bobsled, the other people at the back are important for the initial pushoff, since you're allowed a running start. And then I'm pretty sure everyone helps steer, based on what the guy in the front is doing/commands he gives.

Granted, all my knowledge of bobsled comes from Cool Runnings, so take all that with a grain of salt

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I think one bobsledder steers and another one runs the brakes.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

They count how often the bottom nuts and add that to the score

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Maybe the guy on top looks and the guy on bottom steers, and the hard part is communication

Just use a joystick.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i will not apologize for saying that looks like a sex position

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[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You know...that actually looks kinda gay if you ask me.

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