this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As any night club bouncer or liquor store clerk knows, ZIP code 12345 actually resolves to Schenectady, New York.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's amazing, that's the same ZIP code I have on my luggage!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

12345? What kind of moron uses that for thier zipcode!?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I was way off!

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you saying this is a fake id?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It couldn't possibly be. Don't you trust a face like that?

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Hey I smiled really well for this one.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, Discord , my name really is just McLovin.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

"Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!"

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Smart, six foot would have been too overboard and easily flagged.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

German Ids with their intoxicating Fraulein Musterfrau 😍

EDIT: Lol, the german wikipedia page has a female sample card with "Emine Kartal" , which is a normal female turkish name, with the suranme Kartal meaning eagle.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustermann#/media/Datei:Aufenthaltserlaubnis-Beschaeftigung_Vorderseite.JPG

[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I live in Australia where this has already been rolled out. I used a sample licence they said "Sam s sample" and had a picture of Mr bean. It worked first try.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Bro why did you scan your real ID? Now everyone knows your real name is Common Sample.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] seathru@quokk.au 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My only response was deleting my account and moving on.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That seems like a lot of work. I'm just not going to care at all about my account.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 6 points 1 month ago

Well, I never actually used the account. So it was the only message I could send. It was surprisingly easy compared to most account deletion processes. Like 3 clicks. Not the worst use of a poo break.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

5'4" and 150lbs?

Manlet in the Common family

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yep, that's pretty much what I'd expect a Bro haircut to look like /s