this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

It truly is a terrible day to be able to read.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This exact post is why bestiality is an actual crime

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 22 points 6 days ago

It's really sad that it's not an actual crime everywhere.

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why didn't I stop reading...

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I don't know...

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This might be the vilest thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 38 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I shouldn't have clicked; I wish I could un-read it.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 29 points 6 days ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

If you want a way too unlearn terrible things and pretend you never knew about it, MAGAs seem to know the way

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago
[–] Red_October@piefed.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What an awful day to have eyes.

What an awful day to have the ability to read

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago

gross as fuck. congrats, op.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What possesses someone to write this? How high do you have to be to conjure this up?

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

All the responses in this thread is why and how is the neeed for them to always one up each other to achieve the first goal.

This stuff isn't written to leave 4chan and no one is forcing anyone to keep this community unblock. The feigned victimhood is more questionable than the existence of the post.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago

What a fucking awful day to have eyes

Fake and gay

Because I can not live with myself otherwise

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

The person who typed all that out should be put down

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So this is basically just The Deep from The Boys. Like every part of it except the de-beaking.

The deep had consent

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

The author's skull needs to have a high velocity meeting with a baseball bat.

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is precisely why the "that man needs Jesus" meme exists.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

That man is so far beyond Jesus, they need to be launched into the sun and anyone closely related to them needs to be scoured from the earth.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, I have a feeling bailing early on reading that was a good idea.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

yeah. yeah it was...

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 days ago

This guy would really love the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I thought I was supposed to be the cringe king around here but... I abdicate the crown to you OP.

👑

[–] Goatboy@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

It's all fun and games until the cephalopod uprising.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago

What a great day to read the comment section

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Untrue and homosexual

True and straight. Anon had sex.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Jesus fucking wept.