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[–] Dilligentincubus@piefed.ca 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's not even that it got leaked, it's the fact that it's data they said they didn't have. Screw em!

[–] schema@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yep. Just confirms once more that a company's word means absolutely nothing.

[–] CaptainCapy@piefed.social 32 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sus. ~~You~~ us young'uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.avi

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ah crap I activated your Trap Card!

[–] FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 89 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Your personal data is safe with us.

So give it. Very safe. Give it!

We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.

Your children are also safe. Give them.

[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck them, fuck them all.

Personal ID to use a shart app? Out of your damn minds.

I guess younger generations will slowly accept this type of crap...

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Not if the older generation stops them from doing so

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 50 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Its wild people are even entertaining the idea. They already proved they will.get your shit stolen.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 38 points 8 hours ago

Just comply bro. It's easy. Just upload it bro.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 45 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (5 children)

Doubt.

"Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation."

https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.

Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago

Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 hours ago

Maybe deleted by discord immediately. Not their vendor partners though since that’s what happened last time data was leaked.

[–] skip0110@lemmy.zip 46 points 9 hours ago

Translation: our vendors have no idea where this data goes. If they can’t find it, it’s deleted, right?

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 26 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

20 years is "quick" enough. 5 is "immediately".

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty much an instant on a cosmic timescale

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a cup of coffee really. It’ll go by like that *snaps fingers

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Finite time is trivial /s

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 16 points 9 hours ago

"In most cases"

So, bots?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I support this. Fake IDs are morally good

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Except AI is not capable of simple tasks let alone this.

[–] Xoriff@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Really? Generating real-looking faces has been doable for years now. MS paint copy/paste over an actual ID with the letters/numbers scrambled seems like child's play.

(Not that I would ever publicly condone ID fraud. That would be a terrible thing)

edit: oh. To do it en mass to fuck up their databases. Yeah that's fair. For a one-off: easily doable. At scale... Fair point

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Except you've already lowered the bar. The original comment was AI generating the whole ID. Which is absolutely outside of their capabilities.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 hours ago

It's also an AI verifying it, so it might cancel out

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 13 points 9 hours ago

No they don’t. They need it to definitively link your data between each of the sites you frequent.

I'm so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Or the women on the TEA app. Sure worked out for them.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

i already startet my own teamspeak community for like 10€ a month for up to 25 people.

I’m currently researching Matrix Synapse, to see if it would be worth the hassle to self-host a server.