If you root with Magisk you can still use the banking apps, at least i can.

Magisk zygisk won't work for you?

So the utility company rats customers out who pay more? Capitalism inversed.

"you're own language" checks out.

Unless this is a joke that went right trough my head, what part of torrenting is getting worse?

"We deeply apologize that our corporate methods were exposed this efficiently." -Asus

Honestly you gotta have that mentality now when buying games.

My milkshake brings all the cows to the yard! Wait...

EA CEO password is definitely B055man69.

The German government wants... Yeah and their bullshit censoring of games.

The amount of userscripts I have for YouTube is getting ridiculous...