Imagine if it really was hacked though. Imagine hacking him and not posting his creepy dm's or whatever for the world to see. Imagine not posting based stuff. Imagine not pilling his dudebro audience on who really shot Oluf Palme.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 27 points 7 hours ago

nooooooo you're supposed to say it was your brother.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 60 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

just wanted to preemptively say that if i post cringe, it's actually because my account was hacked

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm gonna do the opposite and take full responsibility for every god awful thing I've ever posted and will inevitably post in the future

I have bad posted, I should feel bad about it and I'm probably a bad person for doing so

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a bad person and post bad things but they are largely unrelated

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

bad posting is bad leaving the body, leaving only good

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 33 points 8 hours ago

I'm actually a hacker who has been posting cringe for about a year and if the real user ever regains control of the account, I want to make sure everyone knows that it wasn't the user's fault and the user is actually very cool and just happens to type exactly like me and talk about the same hyperfixations.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago

Bravest fascist

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 44 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

How are you living in PR, shitting on bad bunny, calling him a fake citizen and not getting shot?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My dad wants to machete him good

No joking, he went on a tirade about whitey ruining the island and said we should chop their heads off

My dad is cool

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 17 points 7 hours ago

waow-based

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 38 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

gated neighborhood for the heap of bourgeois treatlers who relocate to the island

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He lives in some shithole in gringolandia aka dorado. I’m not actually that surprised because I know there’s plenty of tax evaders and bootlickers in the island. Just kind of speaking from my own experience as a regular person. If I trashed bad bunny, women would flay me and I would never get laid again. If I called any prican a non citizen, the boomers would kill my whole family.

Just don’t see the point of living in pr and not some other tax haven. You can’t really enjoy anything about except your plot of dogshit and money saved in taxes, but then again these leeches are barely human

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Just don’t see the point of living in pr and not some other tax haven

besides being settler trash who get a kick out of expropriating stolen land, i imagine it's a nouveau riche thing. old money would go to a proper tax haven elsewhere in the caribbean or europe, but poor Jake is classless and doesn't know anybody. or other languages besides english. take this with a heap of salt i just learned this guy and his brother are separate people ITT

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Given how many crypto and crypto-adjacent ~~scams~~ “ventures” the Paul bros are involved in and PR’s nascent crypto-haven status I’m guessing they’re not there for their love of the culture.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

They are there for its tax laws, where mainlanders pay far less tax than islanders. It is a tax haven first, and the crypto stuff just follows. I think Jake Paul pays about 3-4% income tax, compared to the average on the island being closer to 30%

The law slashing taxes for mainlanders who relocate was passed to "promote investment" in the Puerto Rican economy, which basically is jet fuel for the pillaging and exploitation of the island and its people.