This isn't a shower thought. You're clearly in your car!
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- The entire showerthought must be in the title
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LMFAO!
I left the car window open through the car wash, does that count?
Wash the car and have a bath all at once haha
Are you me? I just noticed your pants have a wear rip where my pants usually have a wear rip. Also the dashboard background looks awfully familiar.
😂🤣
I've had one of these for years and it hasn't failed. But it also isn't exactly useful for lighting anything but a cigarette due to how the electrodes actually are placed and function. It doesn't work very well trying to smoke weed from a pipe/bong and I am skeptical how I might use it to start a campfire even though it's supposed to be a camping tool.
My sister uses a variation of this closer to a traditional lighter with a long neck to light her candles. It's rechargeable, and she's been using the same one for over a decade.
Interesting. I can only guess that candle wax vapor must not conduct electricity as much as other things like nicotine or THC.. 🤷
Well, awesome for her, glad she's getting long life use out of her device 👍
Meh, aside from cigarettes and such, they can also be useful survival equipment tools, if you got a pack of toothpicks or even just some thin dry twigs available. Easy rechargeable fire starter ya know..
But yeah, I've had nothing but a pain in the ass with this thing, I've had to disassemble it to clean it every couple weeks or so, and have also had to replace 2 electrodes and resolder the lid safety switch twice and the charger port once.
I've probably serviced this thing like ~40 times since I got it. You'll know you got a problem when the lid safety switch gets too much crud in it and gets stuck in the ON position, and the damn thing starts lighting up on its own in your pocket.. 💀
I modified mine to where if that should ever happen again, I can literally snatch it apart and snatch the battery out in less than 2 seconds without tools.
I am skeptical how I might use it to start a campfire even though it’s supposed to be a camping tool.
Could probably light some tinder with it, like thin twigs or dry grass...
Yes, and confirmed, it'll easily ignite toothpicks or dry twigs with a flame.
Lol, the idea what a battery powered device is a camping to for starting fires is just funny to me. Of all the ways we have to start fires one that requires a battery is the last thing I'm wasting weight and space on when camping.
Makes it a helluva lot easier to "refuel" it when you have a car and can just plug it in as opposed to a disposable BIC or a zippo. It also keeps a charge for a very long time. And it's faster than rubbing sticks together.
Flint and steel. No battery required.
Those are also comsumable and need to be replaced when you run out of matches or wear away all the flint, which costs more money than charging a battery.
You know what else isn't consumable? A credit card sized Freznel Lens magnifier, I keep one in my wallet, and they're stupid cheap by the dozen..
Yeah, if there's a need to start a fire, I'll find a way... 🔥
My concern isn't money, it's the reliability. If you store those things correctly they will always light. If you store a batter powered device correctly, no matter what it must be recharged even if it hasn't been used. I don't want to have to think about whether I charged my firestarter. The checklist is long enough when you are going camping. It's just one more thing to forget.
You light about a thousand fires with a bic lighter and then pull out the second one you got for 89 cents. How many times do you have to do that before you wish you brought an arc lighter instead?
When you smoke as much as Bill Hicks.
"What do you smoke? 2 packs a day? Pussy. I go through two lighters a day!"
Bleh, I got a modded almost pocket sized solar panel that'll recharge it from empty to full within about 5 hours. And that gives me anywhere from ~20 to 30 uses or so before it needs recharge.
Sure I usually just use a wall wart USB charger, but its nice to have the backup solar panel as well.
You can use it to light kindling for a campfire
For bongs, may i recommend hemp wick
I tried one and I could not deal with it because it created a high pitched buzz which only me and cats seemed to be able to hear. Glad to know I am not the only one to dislike them.
Oh, I definitely hear that sound too, I'm pretty sure many people do. It doesn't bother me though, its only like 3 to 5 seconds, not like the sound is on repeat.
Now as far as your cats... 😺
I've been using my cheap $5 electric candle lighter for like 5 years now. It's saved probably 10 butane candle lighters from the trash.
I'm going add another anecdote to the rest. I have one of the long versions that we use for lighting candles. We've had it for seven years. Still works great.
Edit: I checked and it's actually been nine years since we bought it.
That's awesome! 👍
Going by other comments here, apparently candle wax vapor/deposits aren't nearly as electrically conductive as nicotine/tar/ash buildup, so basically everyone saying they use theirs to light candles has indeed reported these sort of lighters work for many years with no problems.
Things get a lot dirtier a lot quicker and end up eventually shorting out when used to light a pack of cigarettes a day. Yeah, bad habit I know, but at least I know how to clean and maintain mine when it starts acting up.
But that’s exactly what these lighters do, literally light things on fire, which of course generates smoke and dirties the electrodes, up until the point they start shorting out, if not other issues first.
Do people not clean them? My cheapo Chinese one has lasted 5 years and all I've done is wipe with with a paper towel every now and then.
The instructions for these things literally say to not ever clean them. Well, I'm not exactly one to follow all instructions.
I end up fully disassembling mine every couple or few weeks, to thoroughly clean the ceramic insulator and electrodes with rubbing alcohol, cotton swabs, and even a toothbrush.
Note: Remove the ceramic insulator from the device before attempting to clean it this way, as practically everyone should know already, rubbing alcohol is flammable..
Better yet, just have an experienced electronics tech do it for you if you're not 100% sure how to fully clean it yourself.
I went on a date with a guy who used these. Problem is, I use a metal mesh filter on my piece. When he went to light my pipe, the metal reacted to the electric charge and popped out, scattering burning weed around the floor.
Yeah, no, I'll stick to regular lighters, thanks.
I used to use those mesh ones but now I get a little glass honeycomb. Way better and I think I got like 20 for $4 a few years ago and still using them. If you're careful theylast a while and can be cleaned
But, and here me out, it's also wicked cool.
Ours is more stick-shaped though, and really only good for candle wicks. If we smoked, you might be able to get a cigarette into the arc. It'd probably also work well if your grill's or gas stove's spark iginter was broken.
That's actually cool as fuck though. I don't smoke, so I don't have that kind of lighter. But that X in the middle really makes it look like it's from the future!
Very useful in a bind. They're waterproof and provide a source of fire. I'll have mine forever.
The ones I've seen are sold as camping or survival gear rather than for general use.
Yours is waterproof? Damn homie, what model you got?
Also, notice that on mine at least, the plastic cover over the ceramic electrode insulator is chrome plated, which looks nice and pretty when new. But after a while, smoke particles buildup around the electrodes, plus the chrome plated beauty cover, starts causing the electrodes to short out.
Also, at one point mine had an issue where the lid safety switch apparently got too contaminated with nicotine and got stuck in the ON position, requiring emergency maintenance service as the damn thing wouldn't even turn off.. 💀

This one. It's vulcanised rubber and has a lock on the side. Got as a gift a few years back. Never used to light a joint. I have a mini blowtorch for that.
Nice 👍
And indeed that looks much better designed and built than mine. But hey, you can't really complain much either way when it was a gift..
Mine was a gift as well, but I'm not complaining, moreso just sharing my observations and situations over the past 2 years.
Besides the problems outlined, the sound these things make drive me nuts. Although, I was wondering if it was possible to somehow modulate the frequency so when sou light a cig it plays a tune.
Yes, actually this has been done before, modulating the frequency to play music and such.
My internet absolutely sucks when I'm on road trips, but I'll see if I can find you a link later after I get home and settled down.
I think the video clip from YouTube I saw was from TheActionLab...
My mom got a 4-pack of some of these that look kinda like long kitchen lighters. She gave me one, and I've used it a few times for lighting my bowls when I smoke, but you can't beat an actual flame. The arc on those things isn't big enough so you have to put it right on there. We still have them, but we use them for candles.
Pretty close, had one for a brief while, mostly used for incense till something got screwy and apparently connected the electrode to the casing to zap the hell out of me.
EXACTLY!
Some folks have better, longer lasting luck out of these things, others don't, but yeah you totally get that these things can (and often will) eventually short out, one way or another.
I happen to have enough electronics knowledge and experience to keep mine properly cleaned and maintained, but I don't think that 99% of people would even be able to do that, at least not safely..
Thousands of volts? Really?
Yes, really. Pretty much any time you can visibly see an arc through the air it's in the thousands of volts range. If you walk around in socks and zap something and you can feel a shock from your fingertips it's probably 2-3 kV at least, can be up to 15+ kV, but very low current
This makes me wonder if you could have one with a capacitor and a fly wheel or something and maybe even work somewhat like a self winding watch.
Kapton tape is a good high Voltage insulator that is also cheap and available.
And I have 3 rolls of the stuff, 1cm wide, partly used to fix it. Honestly I've used more heatshrink (ThermalFit) and solder than Kapton tape, but yeah...