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Mad Gas would basically just be farts I suppose.
Grumpy gas
π€© please send me this gas π€©
Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas
Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas
Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account
Dr. Crane isnβt here right now, but if youβd like to make an appointmentβ¦
Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?
It's called Adderall.
Inhale some powderized stimulants and itβll probably do the trick.
(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)
That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia
Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose
i'd pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)
Yeah it just activates the bodyβs flight response.
You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.
They'd start gassing people in workplaces
Caffeine inhalers are a thing.
wonder woman please we have been telling you your septic is clogged. please use the portable bat-loo
My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.
I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.
Anger gas is a terrifying idea. Horny gas??? Also a interesting option
Horny gas is such a interesting option that it may or may not have been studied
At this point I'm certain that literally everything you could potentially think of as a weapon has been at least researched by the US military
I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...
Itβs all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.
Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.
To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it
If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, youβd probably get a pretty effective βanger gasβ
Adding PCP would likely help too
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Disinterest gas?
CO.
Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.
Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.
you need more practice. that should be pride
Depends upon if you are the producer or the consumer.
i dunno my cat let out the nastiest fart at my wife the other day. i was so impressed (that she aimed it properly, also the smell)
poop gas
This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle
Must. Read.
π gas
If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor
Disgust gas is a fart.
SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)
that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots tranq gun bullets got u.
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