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[–] griD@feddit.org 1 points 18 minutes ago

"
The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last for three weeks, so they do me well
Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on
If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
A number of importance, I just put it on the lock
You leave code "69", which means you want some-
"

I knew the importance of a Sky Pager :)

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I carried one for years. IT support. Even years later, after no longer using the pager, if I hear a similar sound my heart starts racing faster. I was really Pavloved by that thing.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No, I wasn't a drug dealer!

My mom said those were the only people who used them.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Either a doctor of the hospital or the streets. A tool for a more civilised time.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 15 points 9 hours ago

Yes, for being on call.

Back when mobile plans were expensive and coverage was terrible, pagers were fantastic. They'd get the message inside a concrete basement where a mobile had no chance of reception.

To get around the lack of acknowledgment on pagers, our plan had a "resend page 3 times every 15 minutes until acknowledged by return call, if not acknowledged ring these mobiles until answered" type setup. Worked very well for emergency after hours calls.

Now we have Pushover.

[–] waggz@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

i did. still remember the number too!

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Is this meshtastic?

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Ah, the Motorola Express, a classic...

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

I had that one and a blue translucent one.

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My dad at one point needed to wear three pagers on his belt at all times.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Was your dad a stock broker?

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

He worked in IT. Pagers would beep when different systems ran into problems.

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Just like that one. 1995.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 hours ago

By the time I knew about pagers, cell phones were also available and not prohibitively expensive (but not quite common, either). So i didn't understand the point.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

Oh yeah...booty beeps.