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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] mouseirl@lemmy.ml 5 points 18 hours ago
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

None of these words are in the State and Revolution

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I recent found out about clavicular: an incel who intentionally smashes himself in the face with a hammer to alter his bone structure

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

And according to google ran someone over streaming from his cybertruck, seems like a sane fellow.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

They had to evacuate the victim in a helicopter, Clav was talking about how he hoped he killed the person as he drove away. It's one of the most fucked things that has ever happened on a stream, so bad he actually got banned from Kick.

He faces no charges afaik, having claimed to the police that he feared for his life because the victim was a stalker, despite bragging about doing it and getting away with it.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

I feel like I am having an elaborate joke pulled on me the more I learn about any of this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

I'm worried about young people today getting down with this unique strain of american fascism.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago

I have to admit that his name sounds cool, maybe I'm alone in thinking that IDK, maybe it'd work as the name of a frontman for a metal band. But mutilating yourself because you scare away women with your fascism is such a new level of gross and unappealing. It's incredible that culture has gotten to the point someone like this gets attention or respect, even if it's from fellow gremlins.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jestergooning sounds pretty whimsical.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

-- The prison camp guard asked before mag-dumping into my brainpan.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago

Anyone who understands this should be euthanized

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I used to be 'with it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

All I know is that this is incel shit. I can feel it in my bones.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

I really hope that’s satire

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

glorp I endorse this message

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who gave little green aliens internet access?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago

GLORP NO I DIDNT MEAN IT

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think any of that is legal to do "in the club"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

CLUB ACTIVITIES:

Dance ✔

Drink ✔

Jorking ✔

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

And zendaya is is meechee

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

It's a strange dialect, but I'm pretty sure it's incel shit