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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

That's becsuse Lunchables ham is actually made from white kids.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Fred! What have they done to you!

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Could be my hand twin. Don't do anything nefarious with those hands and go getting mine blamed.

[–] DonorTissue@lemmy.today 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Human meat has been at times referred to as "long pig" so....

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You should watch the movie Soylent Green.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it worth watching even though the twist ending has been spoiled by becoming a meme several decades ago?

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Kinda yeah. Its interesting how early people tried to warn us about problems we got today.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Something something Soylent pink

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are they made of ham, or is the ham made of them?

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

They scream, for they do not know!

And you're just as edible!

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 5 points 1 day ago

If you weigh the same as a duck, then you’re made of wood... and therefore... A WITCH!

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Solent pink

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Where’s the pic of the ham for comparison? This is just a pic of your hand.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We truly are the ham sandwich race

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lunchables are delicious though, not saying you are not, but never has processed meat and cheese tasted so good.. unless you go to Taco Bell at 4am

[–] molten@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

save a lot on coverup