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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Socialist re-education camp but it’s just a walkable 15 minute city with robust public transportation

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

You will take the tram and you will like it train-shining

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You will have blue hair, you will get a septum piercing

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Some bozo "cowboy" who's job is to sit in his f-150 all day and supervise migrants working on the farm getting berated by his boss who's a stereotypical liberal barista about being too slow on the job. You know you want it.

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Oh dang this needs to be a meme so badly.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Send them to 'The Wall' kelly

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Chuds don’t work.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't need to live in the city to be in touch w the working class.

I moved to a city a year ago for my kids to have better opportunities and I dislike it so much.

City life is too much for me.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

We may consider making some of the chuds do the work of exploited immigrant farm workers as an alternative

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Sorry sweetie but it's not "working class" unless it's shirtless roughnecks on an oil rig.

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Love to be a shirtless roughneck getting all sweaty and oily with my boys on the rig

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Let's put them all on a oil rig then

Let them fight to become the King of their floating hell

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Sweetie, you are not the working class. You are the harmful bourgeois element.

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rustication was the most amazing word I learned. Boy, the glee of knowing that people with soft hands, who sneered at farmers and who had never done a day of work in their lives, were forced to go down to the countryside and know what sweat and and aching body after a day's work meant...I still love that word. Say, I think I'm going to go on X and tell laid-off WaPo reporters to learn to code.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Will you marry me crush