As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.
He’s suffered enough.
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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Omg this is radiant.
Look at him, in all his glory telling you “don’t worry lad, everything is ok, go have a feckin drink and party. Fuck the Cardies. You go lad!”.
M'lört
Yeah but O'Brien is Irish-Irish, not Chicago-Irish. He wouldn't be caught dead with the stuff.
His ancestors were american irish so maybe it's a heritage drink.
The random sticker I found on the ground says otherwise.
Upon closer inspection, O'Brien seems to have broken his wrist and lost his right thumb. Suffering checks out.
I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.
Had to look it up:
Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure.
Sounds about right.
Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control.
They are well aware of their brand.
Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.
Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?
The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.
The poster ... No idea.
Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?
I'm always down for shots of malort.
I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK
Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though!
Which bars tho
Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars.
Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway.
Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low!
Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity.
It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer.
I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me.
You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods!
Maybe they got the same hand guy that played flute for JL.
What?
Lmao somehow I never actually noticed that, but that totally makes sense
WHAT
Like the juggler in Labyrinth, there was a hand double used in these shots.
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Anyone have this meme in a higher quality format? I need it for... Science stuff.
8mp
The contents of the cutout... Ill make it myself later if noone has that on file
You are a good person, and people like to say nice things about you.
Someone out there is weeping, retracing their every step. ‘My Malört O’Brien! Where is my Malört O’Brien?!’
O'Brien and Malort was the crossover I was waiting for this entire time
Temporal anomaly. You should alert temporal investigations.
You really don't want to be in possession of something outside its proper time frame when those guys show up.
They’ll have to kill me. This is far too precious to surrender. This is worth dying for.
The Malort riots changed the course of history
Cool Meaney
I would frame it!
Or make a fake ID with it!
Or glue it to a stick and make him talk!
Miles ahead of everyone else in Star Trek.
Brb, gonna go do a shot of Malort.
That's just too much Malort... And he's not even Chicago Irish. That bottle might kill the poor Chief.
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