As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.
Had to look it up:
Sounds about right.
They are well aware of their brand.
Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.
Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?
The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.
The poster ... No idea.
Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?
I'm always down for shots of malort.
I'm in San Mateo until tomorrow night, LMK
Oof, I'm a good hour plus away with any traffic. You can definitely find it in bars though!
Which bars tho
Best bet is probably craft cocktail bars.
Just start bar hopping and have a shot of Fernet if they don't have malort. That's the delicacy we're known for anyway.
Multiple visits and all those people I'd have to talk to? My battery is already low!
Shot in the dark, but maybe !bayarea@lemmy.world has someone more knowledgeable about that vicinity.
Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control.
It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer.
I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me.
You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods!