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[–] RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Liberals once again prove themselves to be fascist enablers while being smug about it

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Crazy how often not doing anything is actually the smart and pragmatic move while the boot gets heavier and heavier.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just one more compromise bro. Just one more compromise. We'll get the Republicans to work with us to get stuff we want! Just one more compromise!

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

90% of Dems stop compromising right before they win big

[–] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

just when you think they can't get more pathetic

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it possible to soften diarrhea? Just come out and say you just want ICE to pinky promise not to be such big meanies before they go off and murder more people.

Is it possible to soften diarrhea?

Yes, but you have to get cholera. Which does seem to be metaphorically tied to the situation.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

ICE should stop firing shots after they have fired a sufficient amount to guarantee they've killed someone. End the brutality of extra post-mortem shooting!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago

ffs this was the only proposal from dems that would have a positive effect

Giving them all QR codes is fucking stupid, making them wear cameras is worthless when they're recording snuff films on their own phones, requiring they work with local law enforcement is worse than stupid, I hate democrats I hate them hate them hate them.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and what do you know! the yankstapo claim every circumstance is "extraordinary"!

congratulations to the democrat party on doing what they do best, nothing!

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure the same people who have immediatly labeled the last two most obvious people they've murdered domestic terrorists won't just call everything an extraordinary circumstance.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

The Dems really have that "they can't dump me if I dump them first" energy

I have no mouth and I must fed post

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

the grains of democrat perfidity build a heap of resentment that will bury them

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

coming soon: bipartisan mask bans for everyone else

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Perhaps they're too lazy to work out terms.

No masks means no gas masks, no face shields.

How about they must be clearly identifiable, first name, last name. How about you maintain a publicly accessible registry, and they wear a non-removable number on front, back and both shoulders?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

ICE agents, should be, at the absolute worst... process servers telling people their "papers" aren't in order and where to go to get that shit straightened out.

There's pretty much zero reason for ICE employees to be kitted out and operate like infantry.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, need someone arrested for breaking the law? Uh we have guys for that, they're called police

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think they're lazy, I think they're working hard to further the goals of capitalism and fascism while pretending that they aren't. It's a full time job pretending the way they do

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

they're like hollywood actors, but without academy awards shows. lol

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

They throw donor galas instead

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why the fuck would an immigration agency need gas masks or face shields?

Ignoring all this "Making laws that are already laws" shit in the first place

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

they should be wearing masks for covid, but under the current circumstances they should just all have extra holes in their skulls

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

how about fuck em? let them choke and and lose their eyes like the people they terrorize do. Occupational hazard. They don't give a shit when they shoot and gas us.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

The ending of Inglourious Basterds showcased a perfectly appropriate permanent identifying mark for ICE agents

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

How about we abolish ice, and homeland security. And all of the existing agents get a free visit to an unused mineshaft?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How about immolate every single one of them immediately? Don't abolish ICE though, let people keep signing up. But then you just immolate them when they show up for their first day at work.

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Melt the ice :Kelly:

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

How about they all be fed into a meat grinder.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Laser dot on my forehead, tears in my eyes, huge forced smile on my face You gotta love the Democratic party!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine your part in the history leading to the dissolution of the United States and untold murders of innocents boils down to, "I tried to tell them they could only wear masks if they really, really wanted to. I tried."

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago