Laser dot on my forehead, tears in my eyes, huge forced smile on my face You gotta love the Democratic party!
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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and what do you know! the yankstapo claim every circumstance is "extraordinary"!
congratulations to the democrat party on doing what they do best, nothing!
I'm sure the same people who have immediatly labeled the last two most obvious people they've murdered domestic terrorists won't just call everything an extraordinary circumstance.
ffs this was the only proposal from dems that would have a positive effect
Giving them all QR codes is fucking stupid, making them wear cameras is worthless when they're recording snuff films on their own phones, requiring they work with local law enforcement is worse than stupid, I hate democrats I hate them hate them hate them.
I have no mouth and I must fed post
ICE should stop firing shots after they have fired a sufficient amount to guarantee they've killed someone. End the brutality of extra post-mortem shooting!
Just one more compromise bro. Just one more compromise. We'll get the Republicans to work with us to get stuff we want! Just one more compromise!
Liberals once again prove themselves to be fascist enablers while being smug about it
Crazy how often not doing anything is actually the smart and pragmatic move while the boot gets heavier and heavier.
coming soon: bipartisan mask bans for everyone else
Is it possible to soften diarrhea? Just come out and say you just want ICE to pinky promise not to be such big meanies before they go off and murder more people.
Is it possible to soften diarrhea?
Yes, but you have to get cholera. Which does seem to be metaphorically tied to the situation.
just when you think they can't get more pathetic
The Dems really have that "they can't dump me if I dump them first" energy
the grains of democrat perfidity build a heap of resentment that will bury them
Perhaps they're too lazy to work out terms.
No masks means no gas masks, no face shields.
How about they must be clearly identifiable, first name, last name. How about you maintain a publicly accessible registry, and they wear a non-removable number on front, back and both shoulders?
How about immolate every single one of them immediately? Don't abolish ICE though, let people keep signing up. But then you just immolate them when they show up for their first day at work.
Melt the ice :Kelly:
How about they all be fed into a meat grinder.
ICE agents, should be, at the absolute worst... process servers telling people their "papers" aren't in order and where to go to get that shit straightened out.
There's pretty much zero reason for ICE employees to be kitted out and operate like infantry.
Yeah, need someone arrested for breaking the law? Uh we have guys for that, they're called police
how about fuck em? let them choke and and lose their eyes like the people they terrorize do. Occupational hazard. They don't give a shit when they shoot and gas us.
I don't think they're lazy, I think they're working hard to further the goals of capitalism and fascism while pretending that they aren't. It's a full time job pretending the way they do
they're like hollywood actors, but without academy awards shows. lol
They throw donor galas instead
Why the fuck would an immigration agency need gas masks or face shields?
Ignoring all this "Making laws that are already laws" shit in the first place
they should be wearing masks for covid, but under the current circumstances they should just all have extra holes in their skulls
The ending of Inglourious Basterds showcased a perfectly appropriate permanent identifying mark for ICE agents
How about we abolish ice, and homeland security. And all of the existing agents get a free visit to an unused mineshaft?