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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

Perhaps they're too lazy to work out terms.

No masks means no gas masks, no face shields.

How about they must be clearly identifiable, first name, last name. How about you maintain a publicly accessible registry, and they wear a non-removable number on front, back and both shoulders?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How about immolate every single one of them immediately? Don't abolish ICE though, let people keep signing up. But then you just immolate them when they show up for their first day at work.

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

Melt the ice :Kelly:

[–] D61@hexbear.net 40 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

ICE agents, should be, at the absolute worst... process servers telling people their "papers" aren't in order and where to go to get that shit straightened out.

There's pretty much zero reason for ICE employees to be kitted out and operate like infantry.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, need someone arrested for breaking the law? Uh we have guys for that, they're called police

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

How about they all be fed into a meat grinder.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 35 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think they're lazy, I think they're working hard to further the goals of capitalism and fascism while pretending that they aren't. It's a full time job pretending the way they do

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

they're like hollywood actors, but without academy awards shows. lol

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

They throw donor galas instead

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 26 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

how about fuck em? let them choke and and lose their eyes like the people they terrorize do. Occupational hazard. They don't give a shit when they shoot and gas us.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 33 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Why the fuck would an immigration agency need gas masks or face shields?

Ignoring all this "Making laws that are already laws" shit in the first place

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

they should be wearing masks for covid, but under the current circumstances they should just all have extra holes in their skulls

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 15 hours ago

The ending of Inglourious Basterds showcased a perfectly appropriate permanent identifying mark for ICE agents

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 18 points 15 hours ago

How about we abolish ice, and homeland security. And all of the existing agents get a free visit to an unused mineshaft?