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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shadow, sir, how do I stop the farts? Otherwise it's a solid plan.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Embrace the farts. Love the farts. The farts are how you know your still alive

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Uh oh, stinky...

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Try to eat a wide range of plants and some live ferments. It will help with the smell at least.

And properly soaking/cooking your beans/legumes makes a big difference.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Gotta acclimate that stomach my friend

That or eat some more starch with it

I like rice

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

bean

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Can I offer you a potatoe in these trying times ?

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

you bean promoters said beans were good so I ate beans and then my doctor said my potassium was too high. Beans? High in potassium!

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