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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago (5 children)

so what's going on, some kind of dam broke and they're just making him into the sin eater for all of capitalism?

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

McDonald’s ice cream machines were reliable until approx 2013

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like great man theory. Surely Epstein isnt responsible for the ice cream machines breaking down ....right ?

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Epstein was just a tool. An appendage of an apparatus.

The ruling class binds itself together.

What makes a gang? Shared crime.

Prescott Bush and the Yale lads who created the CIA with the funds of Nazi trade bound each other by the Skull and Bones Society.

There is nothing new under the sun.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

But you cant prove Epstein didnt break the Ice cream machines himself right ?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Les Wexner, noted Epstein human trafficking accomplice and former CEO of Victoria's Secret, was also on the board for Jeni's Ice Cream. Connect the dots 👁️

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that the ice cream that nancy pelosi bragged about having an entire freezer full of without realizing what an out of touch rich old crone it made her look like

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Aye, that be the one

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Is it made with the blood of virgins?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Someone on true anon's sub compared him to Forrest Gump and that tracks?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ghislaine maxwell's dad who was a mossad agent who was "found floating in the atlantic (no foul play)" is apparently the reason for paywalls on scientific articles

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

i actually knew about that one already screm-a

so what's going on, some kind of dam broke and they're just making him into the sin eater for all of capitalism?

yes basically

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

He also shit my pants

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Robert Maxwell pioneered extortionate paywalling of academic articles, Epstein was instrumental in turning gaming into microtransaction/lootbox hell.

There's a pattern here.

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

and their effect on young players

biden-horror

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Rude calling out Hexbear like that

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So he does everything evil? That's his hobby?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

i bet he's the reason google stopped working when it used to give exactly what you were looking for

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

i've come to believe Epstein is/was the equivalent of the avatar of a Chaos God come to Earth

or archdaemon or biblical demon

or ancient mesopotamian demon (Inanna my Queen, please we need you we will again be your demon slaying gender warriors)

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

He rather fits as an avatar of Nyarlathotep...

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

he also did everyone's mothers and sold "did ur mum" passes to middle school bullies.